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strawberry blowjob 

A strawberry blowjob is right before you ejaculate into someones mouth punch them in the jaw and it will make a somewhat strawberry milky mixture.
Bitch you better let me give you a strawberry blowjob.
strawberry blowjob by milky man March 28, 2009

Duck Blowjob 

The art of ducking to avoid firing (mostly in counter strike source) and spraying ur gun with a random kill to that person with ur head in his dick area looking like you gave him a blowjob.
David: I ran past one dude 1 deaged him. then ran into a guy at double doors and he ducker blowed me wtf.

Dalton: LOL DUCK BLOWJOB'D
Duck Blowjob by scream123 May 26, 2009
n. An act of fellatio.

v. tr. To fellate.

v. intr. To perform a blowjob.

adj. Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.

adv. In the manner of a blowjob.

interj. Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a blowjob.
(Order of examples matches that of parts of speech)

The executive board accomplished nothing at the meeting because the secretary that accidentally walked into the room gave an impromptu speech on blowjobs instead.

While changing in the locker room after basketball practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in unexpectedly and blowjobed him.

"That girl blowjobs really well," said the man watching the pornographic film by himself.

The scented candles he had lit for the dinner with his girlfriend created a really blowjob atmosphere.

"I've never seen a girl eat a popsicle so blowjob," he said.

After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "Blowjob!", receiving one shortly afterwards.
blowjob by Blowjob April 29, 2005
An amazing experience for all males. When a women takes her lips and wraps them around you huge dong, and then starts to blow your brains out. It's best when she swallows. At some point during your wonderful trip the pleasure things may get unbearable but you should learn to take it. Let the women blow you hard and long. All teen guys who have girlfriends should no the best way to get a blowjob is to look at your chick in the eyes and say.................... PLEASE PLEASE I'm BEGGING YOU! PLEASE!
This used to never happen to old males now a days most kids get them on the school bus.....lol.....
blowjob by JBHS guy December 27, 2004
The act or an instance of a girl (or guy) preparing a man's penis for suction by blowing on it so as to remove
accumulated dust, usually as a result of prolonged sexual inactivity or celibacy.
My new boyfriend hasn't had a partner in so long that I had to give him a blowjob before sucking his cock!
Blowjob by Sten Legacy December 19, 2010

Canadian Blowjob 

Oral Sex that involves a lot of teeth and isn't enjoyable
Matt is in a grumpy mood because he got a Canadian Blowjob last night
Canadian Blowjob by Hairy H February 28, 2010