Bucket of Beaver Bait

A large ice-filled bucket one might have at a party or purchase at a bar filled with a variety of Bacardi Infused pre-mixed bottled beverages.

(To bartender) Two beers and one bucket of beaver bait if you please?

by lonestarrockstar May 20, 2011

the smoking beaver

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.

"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"

by the smoking beaver May 10, 2012

Bread Crumbs and Beaver Spit

Do you know Riddle School? Of course, you do you look this up.

-Why did you come in here?

-Correct answer: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.

by Xavi Washere November 13, 2021

Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function

Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!

by dgk1704 July 6, 2010

big beaver

Since "beaver" is a term, commonly used to refer to a woman's vagina, this refers to a woman that has a "big" beaver.

She was such a tall girl, she must have a big beaver as well.

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

Smelly Beaver

The act of rubbing a vagina onto a face of an individual. But the twist to the matter is that the vagina has not been cleaned for three weeks.

Ohh baby, that feels awesome, now come in with the Smelly Beaver

by 1998288439934839382 January 16, 2010

angry beaver

When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.

J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?

by hobsonator September 26, 2007