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sarah beach

gets around, does many weird things like screaming seagulls, etc.

1. skank that goes to the bank
2. whore that goes to the store
3. slut that goes to the hut
Boy 1: whoa look at that chick over there
Boy 2: oh my god, thats sarah beach
Boy 3: ew heard that shes a skank that goes to the bank!
Boy 1: Daaaang
sarah beach by nuuuuuub April 28, 2009
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virginia beach 

the largest city in virginia, but has the shittiest beach ever
aw hell nah, myrtle beach is so much cooler than virginia beach.

Long Beach Cruisin 

A wack ass crew that had wack ass boards with flashlights on them, upgraded to some generic longboards thinking they're superior to other real longborders. This crew really gives longboarders a bad name. You can find this crew "cruising" the RIVER CONTROL of Long Beach. How pathetic is that? If your gonna cruise, cruise on a street or beach. Not the damn river. I will be long dead by the time I hear these people bombing hills. This crew is the exact defintion of HYPEBEASTS.
Mike: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
Tom: Uhm... Nothing why?
Mike: I saw you longboarding on the river control?
Tom: Oh yeah.. I was with my friends Long Beach Cruisin, how about you
Mike: Sounds boring, I was bombing some hills.
Tom: Oh that sounds fun. Something I would really like to try, but my friends are to scared.

State Beach Locals 

A.k.a State beach losers. The original ones are okay but the new generation of "dirt squirrels" is embarresing. Do nothing with their lives and contribute absolutely nothing to anything. They sit and smoke in a parking lot all day. Posers to be poor. Fuck younger biddys because any normal mature girl knows to stay clear. Some of them might have the talent to surf and skate. But the chance of making it anywhere in the real world is slim. Their vocabulary consists of straight, trog, grohm, mark, mob, nug, and E-uuuuuu. Dont waste your time on these PILES.
rat 1: where we mobbing today
rat 2: r dub
rat 1: FUCK YEAH GROM SBLS
State Beach Locals: FUCK offff squirrels
State Beach Locals by j free April 17, 2009

The beach 

To be in a severe drunken state, near black-out, and to think you are chillin' on the beach
hey adam what the heck are you doing?
Chillin' on the beach
The beach by the sterd May 20, 2011

The Huntington Beach Surfers 

A pack of wave riding, beer slugging,420ing, my waves my beach go the fuckin back home tourist slanging, fun loving terrorial, maldunes that are local to some of the best sets know to man and and a southside left face thats proof that Gods a surfer
me " dude I fucking hate tourist they black ball the beach at 10 during the summer so from dawn patrol till then if some white trash SOB on a boogie board is in my water he's chum"

Virginia Beach 

Where white trash girls come from.
Check out that chick. She's so white trash. She must be from Virginia Beach!