The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. A popular Roblox game made by "Bucket Bastard" which is heavily inspired by The Battle Cats.
You have an base and you must destroy the enemy base without your base getting destroyed using your units that cost money which you generate over time.
This game also has an group called "tumore" and there's an community that goes by the name of "tumorians".
These tumorians all seem to want something called "tumored battler" and "tumored trowel battler" for mostly flexing and clearing other difficult stages.
There's also an very rare unit called "golden hammer battler" which the tumorians seem to want the most, but its
also the hardest one to obtain, only obtainable by reporting an game breaking bug to the owner or winning an "gamenight".
You have an base and you must destroy the enemy base without your base getting destroyed using your units that cost money which you generate over time.
This game also has an group called "tumore" and there's an community that goes by the name of "tumorians".
These tumorians all seem to want something called "tumored battler" and "tumored trowel battler" for mostly flexing and clearing other difficult stages.
There's also an very rare unit called "golden hammer battler" which the tumorians seem to want the most, but its
also the hardest one to obtain, only obtainable by reporting an game breaking bug to the owner or winning an "gamenight".
Person 1: Do you guys play The battle bricks?
Person 2: Yea I do.
Person 1: Do you have tumored battler???
Person 2: No i don't.
Person 1: Haha imagine having no tumored battler noob!!!!
Person 2: :(
Person 3: Shut up I got tumored trowel battler and you don't!!!!
Person 1: :((((((
Person 2: Yea I do.
Person 1: Do you have tumored battler???
Person 2: No i don't.
Person 1: Haha imagine having no tumored battler noob!!!!
Person 2: :(
Person 3: Shut up I got tumored trowel battler and you don't!!!!
Person 1: :((((((
by Mosknight March 15, 2024
Get the The battle bricksmug. by yungbulu September 30, 2021
Get the battle on!mug. A movie oy watched by incel virgin cucks who hate minorities because they're upset they can't get laid
Kyle: What is your favorite movie?
Bryan: Europa: the last battle
Kyle: *angrily storms out of the house*
Bryan: Europa: the last battle
Kyle: *angrily storms out of the house*
by Eushshtb October 1, 2024
Get the Europa: the last battlemug. by ControversialPerson June 13, 2024
Get the Animatic battlemug. Someone who says every word that comes to mind while in Voice Comms regardless of who may already be speaking, usually mid-fight in a competitive video game. Everyone hates them.
Dude, Jeff is such a battle blogger I had to force Push-to-Talk on him. And he STILL battle blogged the whole time.
by Noval1th June 5, 2017
Get the battle bloggermug. Person 1: Did you know it takes 11 octillion ants to pick up Nebraska?
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced
by Crash_1 April 14, 2024
Get the Chess Battle Advancedmug.