Ian Middleton

A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong

Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme

by smegyeet August 24, 2019

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Ian fennel

Barry fennel was a man who served for Germany in WW2 Hitler was his best man when he married Martina in the arena. When Hitler died he was very sad and when the war ended he he faked his death and escaped to Ireland where he settled down and made big bucks by selling Methamphetamine.

Young Barry “ why is dad wanted dead by the France mafia”
Martina fennel”because him and Hitler are day one g’s still”
Narrator”Ian fennel lives another day”

by Barry Fennel December 15, 2022

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Ian

Ian is the most loving, kind, short and most handsome guy you'll ever meet. Ian is very awkward and nerdy, even so he will always be there for you if he can't help you he'll at least be able to comfort you with his sweet words. Ian is the best person you will ever meet from now until forever. He's not very good at expressing what he feels but even so this shy, cute, and affable personality will leave you forever in love with him.

(person 1:) "hey, do you have a crush on Ian?
(person 2:) "Of course I do, he's a good guy :)"

by versedvrox November 6, 2021

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