i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

musted tail on

old dirty stanky dont take no kind of bath looking person

Man u betta tell that girl to get her musted tail on somewhere!!!!

by jazzy jazz August 9, 2008

Unicorn Tail

A nerds rope hanging out of an asshole, usually but not exclusively in a sexual context.

"hey babe I'm getting hungry. could you feed me another unicorn tail please"

by ChiefQueef6669 September 18, 2023

Trail Tail

Getting a piece of ass while hiking or camping.

Yo, I met this group of girls hiking on the AT, I totally got some trail tail.

by nightNOLA April 30, 2022

Tail

having good anal sex with clothes on.

Ron gives better tail than you.

by SirSpermsALot April 21, 2017

Tail Tucking

When you hold on to something to twerk as a chicken

shes tail tucking all the time

by duck110 April 21, 2022

tail grind

A trick used by skate boarders

Tony Hawk had a narly tail grind during the x games

by Savage Skater 67 November 30, 2017