Jack Roberts

The best guy in the wotld

Jack Roberts is the best

by Jack Roberts.2 November 1, 2018

Robert

Robert has a big Dick and is so fine you have a robert in your life just know your blessed and you will never forget;)

Omfg robert was so good last night

by DaddyWent4milk July 31, 2022

robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson

“that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”

by jtrinceri April 26, 2021

Robert

Robert is my name

I am Robert

by Mr Lester October 4, 2020

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Robert

ROBERT X AIDEEN (he also never responds to texts according to aideen)

me: oml aideen and robert are such a cute couple. #Raideen!!!

by NOTyourmother69 May 9, 2022

Robert

A very stunning, funny, and caring person. A person who gets all the ladies and could steal your girl. He is very easy to talk to. A little bit awkward though other than that, a very good friend.

That other day was soooo much fun. You have to be a Robert.

by i knee'd a daddy January 21, 2022