A beautiful person who dies at your house party. They can be a celebrity, but that is not a necessity. It does not imply that you are responsible for the death, merely that you enjoy the notoriety that accompanies such an event.
by Kikki8899 June 9, 2013

by peasantwithoutpony December 12, 2008

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles ๐๐๐๐
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

A girl that has sex with every male she comes in contact with, including all her boyfriends friends. This is a girl who compensates looking like an ass by spreading her legs.
by FingerItOut January 9, 2011

by Gatponyluver January 31, 2010

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
