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Dildo

A rare japanese delicasy made out of a teen girls period blood
“Would you like some of this dildo?”
by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
mugGet the sword fighting dildosmug.

Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)
Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman
by Just dont know June 18, 2019
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Dildo-dipper

A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.
Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!
by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019
mugGet the Dildo-dippermug.

Dildo

Sister- Billy have you seen my dildo
Billy- ya, I seen it in your vagina
Sister-can you help take it out
by Dr.Awsome1016 January 31, 2023
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Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.
Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
by sara da terra March 5, 2024
mugGet the Diarrhea Dildomug.

ghost dildo

when you sit down and there is a sudden breeze and vibration in your ass
guy1:ohhhh
guy2:what is it?
guy1:i just got a ghost dildo
guy2:no way!
by normal brownies November 4, 2022
mugGet the ghost dildomug.

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