Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

SLOP BAG

Someone that is sloppy, lazy, or careless about any given task or just in life itself. A person with total disreguard for anyone or anything. extreme slob.

Yo dude tommorow when you come in to work tuck your shirt in and wear one without stains. Try not to look like such a slop bag.

by TO-DUBL-D December 28, 2011

bag chiping

bag chiping is the profession in which much like a seagul the candidate makes attempt to remove idle chips from the HJ bag that have fallen out of the chip container and found there resting place at the bottom of the bag. This normally tends to manafest a conclusion of friendships there fore confirming the idea of seperating work and home. this tendinsy is normally exhibited in people classified as stinge or the slightly more crude rascial descrimination of 'jewish'

FRIEND: cant believe kelsy is bag chiping again hes ruining his life.
friend 2: yes this addiction got to stop. hes got a family to think of.
Kelsy: CHIPS YUM I LOVE NOT HAVING TO PAY>>>>>

by taskmaster September 14, 2009

bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

Ice bagged

When you freeze your nuts to relieve your significant other's migraine

Guy 1 : Man my nuts are frozen...
Guy 2 : Why bro?
Guy 1 :My ol lady said she didnt wanna

fuck cause she had a migrane.
Guy 2: OK and?
Guy 1 : So I froze my nuts and ice bagged her

by Ice bagged November 24, 2018

howly bag

Someone who is crying a lot for no reason. New Zealand slang for: cry-baby.

Stop being such a howly bag.

by NZ_Slang October 31, 2019

flail bag

A make up bag or drawstring bag carried by meth users.

A bag full of odd stuff like

3 or 4 flashlights.
Multiple phones (nvr active or usually locked)
Screw driver

Bobby pins

odd little tools

torch and butane

baggies

various pens n markers.

2 rolls duct tape
Knife
Straws (10)
5 Bic lighters
Batteries all sizes
A scale

broken meth pipes
Large amount of phone charging cords.

Damn Linda always digging in her flail bag!

Deejay has like 5 flail bags she carries around!

Flail bags come in handle more then people think!

by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019