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Jump the Fence

When a man pulls his genitals over his boxers and pants in order to urinate. (as opposed to leaving the top button done and unzipping the fly)

Most commonly done with button fly pants.
"Dude, I forgot I was wearing these new button fly pants- I needed to jump the fence once I got infront of the urinal"
by vishnook December 19, 2012
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The infamous base jump

When a female (or male if your gay) is sleeping, you wake up before them and lay them belly down to the bed, tying your spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner. WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her the infamous base jump and she died of eternal ass bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Laywanka April 17, 2010
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jump 'n dump

A one night stand that the other person doesn't know is definitely a ONE night stand.
Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump?
by spokaman July 30, 2010
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jumped out the window

when you sneak out of a house that’s not your own. (you don’t necessarily have to jump out of a window)
sarah: “we were chilling and then hailey gets a call and jumped out the window
gracie: “wait she snuck out of your house??”
sarah: “yeah i’m so pissed at her!!”
by mommydearest11 August 16, 2021
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Jump on my dick

-"are you gonna jump someone?"

-"no, your gonna jump on my dick."
by pussayyymonstaaaa#1 August 4, 2010
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