Crisp'n Fruity Rice

A knock off of the popular cereal brand "Fruity Pebbles" often found in poor southern homes. Consists of multi-colored cardboard bits.

I love my Crisp'n Fruity Rice, now if I could only afford some milk!

by DaBamBam December 2, 2010

Cunt-a-leezza Rice

vernacular term for the worthless, useless, and brainless academic promoted impossibly far beyond her abilities to National Security Advisor and then Secretary of State by Chimpy McDumbass during his Constitution-shredding, terrorist-enhancing, treasury-depleting, New Orleans-drowning, America-hating Reign of Terror (2001-2009 C.E.).

E.g. "I wish someone had released a mushroom cloud on that punkin-headed bozo Cunt-a-leezza Rice!"

by LeftWingDoc August 12, 2008

go eat rice

In other words, fuck off. Or go do something better than what you are currently doing. Often used when someone is mad.

John: You are sucha loser!
Matthew: Uhm go eat rice you bastard.
John: Shut up.

by PizzaGuy112 December 30, 2011

Dicks over rice

A term used to describe the desperation for dick.

Friend #1 I have no food, do I go shopping or go on a date?
Friend #2 Dicks over rice

by uhhuhmonkay February 20, 2019

Chinese Rice Patty

When you find a Chinese Prostitute and shove a Bag of Rice in her ass.

She likes doing the Chinese Rice Patty.

by LAXPLAYER12345 January 22, 2011

Honda-Leeza Rice

A play on the name Condaleeza Rice. A word usually reserved for a Honda vehicle that is extremely "riced" out. Components associated with the vehicle include but are not limited to: euro lights, spoilers, excessive decals, loud sound systems, racing rims, window tinting, emblem switching (i.e Acura logo on a Honda), aftermarket tachometers, loud exhausts, intakes, body kits, and lambo doors. The owner of the vehicle will sometimes, but not always ,believe his 4-cylinder Honda vehicle is capable of beating any other car on the streets. Coined by remerone in 2009.

Guy1: Yo check out honda-leeza rice!
Guy2: Yeah. You'll think he'll beat you with his V-tec
Guy1: I didn't think that model came with V-tec
Guys2: It has to because he has a V-tec decal on his windshield.

by remrock September 10, 2010

shrimp fried rice

Rice fried by a shrimp.

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)

by brodge December 21, 2021