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Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.
My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”
by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024
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Hot Wife Summer

Are you doing hot girl summer with us?”
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”
by anonymous June 7, 2021
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Daddy wife

A husband who stays at home and takes care of the house and kids.
My daddy wife is taking the kids to the park.
by not pravat September 21, 2021
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Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?
Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 14, 2024
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wife steal

when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is
me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)
by I'mHim August 29, 2023
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Wife cleaner.

A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.
"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"

"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."
by Bens Da da March 14, 2020
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