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Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.
I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.
by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025
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Wandering Trader

The worst thing ever they deserve to be trapped in a cobblestone room then put zombies in it.
You are still better than the Wandering Trader
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walleting

The art of subtly reminding someone to do something for you—like give you money, apologize, or follow through on a promise—without ever directly asking. Usually done through casual behavior, visual cues, or routine actions that nudge the other person’s memory while making you look completely innocent.

Origin: From the move of pulling out your wallet in front of someone who “forgot” to give you birthday money—making them remember, and think it was their own idea.
Example 1:
A: “Did your aunty ever give you that birthday cash?”
B: “Yup. I left my wallet on the table where she’d see it. She brought it up on her own. Full-on walleting.”

Example 2:
C: “Are you telling me you ‘accidentally’ brought up your rent again?”
D: “I’m not saying I did, but if I did, it was premium walleting.”
by ajsandy July 19, 2025
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Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless
Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”
by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025
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Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.
Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.
by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025
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Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"
by Bigscheming December 13, 2025
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Walking Waxworks

Walking Waxworks:
People who have had excessive Botox or plastic surgery to the point where their face and body appear stiff, glossy, and unnatural — resembling wax museum figures rather than living humans. Often compared to Madame Tussauds models, they aim to look attractive or youthful but instead end up uncanny, expressionless, and sometimes unsettling or scary to look at.
Even celebrities can fall into this category. What often starts as a small cosmetic tweak can turn into a full-blown addiction — similar to a drug addict chasing the dragon: the idea of perfection that can never actually be reached. No matter how much work is done, it’s never enough.
This obsession can spiral over years, costing hundreds of thousands — sometimes even millions — as they are constantly chasing the next procedure, convinced the next surgery will finally “fix” them.
Lee: That Jordan, she’s well fit, bruv.

Frank: No, she’s not, bruv. She’s had to much plastic surgery bruv she’s like a walking wax works doll now she look terrible she used to be well fit back in the day bruv.

Lee: I think your right bruv maybe not.
Walking Waxworks LOl.
Frank: LOL
by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025
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