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Gods Country. Where the land is beautiful. The people are amazing and the wonderful Mississippi River flows in her grandest ways. Its a small town, however very rich in so many ways. The sun always shines its brightest on Warsaw. The town is full of amazing musical talent as well.
Have you ever ached for a place where the river ran south every morning? Have you ever wished there was only 1 stop light on the way to work? How about a place where silence was the norm and sidewalks allowed you to walk? A town where you can powerwalk along the river and celebrate with a bloody-mary any time of the day? Come visit Warsaw. We are across the Mississippi River from Alexandria, MO and Keokuk, IA. If you are travelling by car, we are just off Hwy 96 on The Great River Road. Motorcyclists love Warsaw and we love motorcyclists. A great place to get off the bike, stretch the legs and grab a bite to eat. 4 restaurants and 6 bars to choose from. Pick up a walking tour guide at the visitor center and take a self guided tour around Warsaw by foot or bicycle. Order your food to go and sit down by the river or take a nature walk through Kibbe Environmental Park. Eagles, deer, osprey, herons are all things you might see sitting at the river’s edge. We have history from 1812 and many generations of Mississippi River life on the Great River Road. Fishermen, hunters, outfitters, nature-walkers, geode hunters, geode cachers, weekend road trippers love Warsaw!
by Staggabass123 January 16, 2014
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wearable tech

A device which can act and/or function as a PDA, Tablet or other computer aided device.

This may include the ability to receive, view and send tweets and emails; browse and update facebook, set reminders and mark special events, as well as GPS navigation.

Some wearable tech may also feature a variety of tools for the more health conscious users. This typically consists of a pedometer to track and record how many steps the user has taken; tracking their calorie intake and how many calories they are burning and measuring their pulse and heart rate during the course of the day.

Some examples of wearable tech includes Google Glass; the Pebble; Samsung's Galaxy Gear and Razer's Nabu Smart Band
Phil: You hear about Ted getting on the "Wearable Tech" bandwagon?
Mike: Yeah, I saw him showing off his new Pebble.
Phil: I personally got better things to do with my money. I'm not going pay to be some faceless corporation's sales ad guinea pig.
Mike: You said it.
by wisemanoncesaid February 4, 2014
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status wars

Using the status field in an IM program to send messages to others. Often resulting in a response via others' status fields.
IM Contact List

aj347
Status: The Patriots are going down tonight.

patsfan729
Status: Kiss my A**, AJ

"I'm going to hop on IM and put up a status sure to start some status wars."
by strawberrynut December 31, 2008
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Roman Warship

This is when two guys are dutch ruddered by a chick until similtaniously ramming their cocks into her mouth and 'releasing hell' or otherwise refered to as ejaculating into her gullet. It simulates rowing on the warships, being driven by the rowing master until the climax of ramming the enemy.
Guy one: "Dude, that girl just got a new definition of Roman Warfare. So much for her history major in Roman Warships!"

Guy two: "Agreed. The emperor himself would have given battle honors for that show!"
by The Reichgraf May 17, 2009
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national wear pants day

The last thursday in March developed in the early 2nd century BC by celtic traditions. Annually, observers forsake their traditional shorts and skirts for pants in honor of this holy day. To not observe this holiday is to flip god off.
Even Anthony observes National Wear Pants Day
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Skin Wars

A reality show created by Rebecca Romijn on 2014, which featured body painting. It's the most fucking amazing show. Watch it.
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Star Wars

A series of the galaxy being fucked up by the drama of just one family
"Hey man, did you watch star wars?" "No, but I should."
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