Urban Dictionary

A place that was originally a dictionary for the people, but is now teeming with sexual jokes and other stupid shit.

jake: oh hey i sent an urban dictionary submission!
chad: ok and?
jake: well... yeah that's just it
chad: go away i'm going with my woman(s)

by TheRushaan April 17, 2021

Urban Dictionary

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- I wanna know the defination of 'qawsedrftfhytrgh'.
- Okay! Go on to Urban Dictionary then.

by galaxylover2006puppies May 3, 2021

urban dictionary

what i do instead of school

abe: u comin to school? or u still on urban dictionary?
me: i gotta figure out what a 'dirty luke' means
abe: that is a yes

by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh May 7, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Look at the website url

“I wonder what that word means”
“Look it up on Urban Dictionary”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019

urban dictionary

a cool site where people add cringey word definitions

*opens urban dictionary*
today is national slap ur friend day

by acoolturtlebatxh November 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.

*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3

by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023