Tee-ball Tommy

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.

"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."

by Punanii August 14, 2009

Tommy

A male who enjoys dancing when karen pees her pants. Often likes when Doobie tickles his anus. Loves to watch Karen watching her tomatoes grow. Enjoys Making GIFS of everyone but himself.

Dont be a Tommy.

by aholeticklinganustommy July 18, 2022

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS Tommy is ugly, special, and utterly dumb as he whines like a pousey, stalks freshman girls in an attempt to rape them. He also looks like Oscar from Shark Tale!

by Harvard Future Grad January 13, 2019

Tommy

Tommy is annoying

Don't be like Tommy

Guy 1: Oh no Tommy's comming toward us
Guy 2: He's so annoying

by Bread Bear January 1, 2020

tommy fry

absolute god and unit. would beat the shit out of you any day

Did you see Tommy Fry?
No.
He’s an absolute unit built like a brick shithouse!

by absolutefuckingunit February 5, 2022

stinky tommy

The act of the stinky Tommy is when one person (usually male) sneaks a live insect of any kind into an orrifice of an unsuspecting or sleeping partner.

'I thought I was with a gentleman last night until he pulled a stinky Tommy on me with a cicada. '

by stinkytommy January 30, 2025

Tommy Wiggler

a relatively large penis that is slightly smaller than a Johnny Dangler

“Everyone said James was hung, but I didn’t know he had a Tommy Wiggler.”

by qoda553 February 12, 2020