Waffle Party

The act of gang stomping a fascist or Nazi with shoes or work boots, creating a waffle pattern on the face and neck consistent with the tread of the footwear.
Saw some proud boys and patriot front guys in town. We threw a waffle party so they get even less laid.
by Dr Raoul D August 19, 2021
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Lobby Waffle

The waffle you inevitably have at a hotel that serves breakfast and has one of those waffle makers that the waffle always sticks to the toof of after its done cooking. you only choose to have it because its not a "good" hotel and thats the only warm food there.
Hey you wanna grab a mcmuffin before we get back on the road?

Nah, I'll just grab a lobby waffle.

Whatever dude
by reunitepangaea July 20, 2011
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steamed waffle

Someone who gets constantly pwned and still thinks they're good.
Can also mean someone who thinks they know more than they actually do.
Wow, he's such a steamed waffle, he's bragging even though everyone pwned him.

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You don't even know what your talking about!! Your such a steamed waffle!
by upsdnz February 27, 2008
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making waffles

1. Masturbating
2. Touching yourself, also known as jacking off
After Carl saw those hot chicks in the pool he ran to the bathroom to make some waffles.
by Count Dulof April 24, 2005
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Cold Waffle

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.
by Spermin Sherman March 08, 2014
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thunder waffle

Thunder Waffle- an annoying, clingy acne scarred female
That thunder waffle wouldn't leave me alone!
by Veggiekiller December 21, 2016
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blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)
Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!
by green_girl9 December 03, 2015
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