Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

V-Bag

Short for "Vape Douchebag." Someone who doesn't realize how annoying it is to constantly see them sucking on a vape pen, or see them post about their "vape life" on social media.

I can't walk around the mall without seeing a v-bag sucking on his clarinet every 5 minutes.

by rafalafaa January 14, 2014

Tweener Bag

A celebrity that makes little tween girls cry from their douche baggy ways or have an orgasm by making their tween hormones go hump a donkey. Sometimes both. Ex. Robert Pattinson or Justin Bieber Or just an extreme case of doucheness where the douche in question acts like he's the best thing that has ever happened to this world and considers himself a celeb. He gives himself a nickname that is veryyyy lame.

OMG it's Justin Bieber!!!! (has orgasm)- Girl

OMG it's Robert Pattinson!!!! (crys very much)- Girl

What a tweener bag!- Girl with sense

Heyyy guys wassup! It's the CONE here! Look at ME everybody! I'm sooo cool that you should take my picture (The Cone aka tweener bag)

by Miss Coker:) April 14, 2010

benny bag

A bag of marijuana that costs approximately $100

Wannabe Pothead: Yo I just picked up 20 dollars worth of weed bro
Pothead: yo I just picked up a benny bag nigga top that shit!

by TrapLord500 February 27, 2014

Hermione bag

A bag from which someone keeps pulling out tons of stuff. The bag seems too small to have ever fit in everything, like Hermione's magic bag.

How much stuff you got in there, dog?

Yo, it's my Hermione bag.

by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015

do-bag

Eager little helper who is always the first to pitch in and organize everybody and everything, whether you ask them to or not....usually not.

We were all trying to relax after dinner when Ashley's do-bag boyfriend jumped up and insisted on doing the dishes immediately. We all felt so guilty we were forced to put down our drinks and join him. What a do-bag!

by megalass September 22, 2011