The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.
Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?
Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.
Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.
Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.
Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.
Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.
Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.
by armwrestler September 23, 2009
When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.
My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly
by Benchance January 18, 2015
When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
by cy&ha August 22, 2010
A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.
by SwimKat April 22, 2011
by Leashasie24 February 14, 2016
(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.
(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.
(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.
by Rickman January 24, 2007
by Doctorsteel.com June 27, 2008