Tits Zoo

When a poor-fitting woman's top causes the accidental and undesirable exposure of way too much cleavage, causing everyone around her to stare at her chest, like they were at a zoo looking at animals.

Did you see what she was wearing? It was like a tits zoo in there!

by Gunny The Boat March 13, 2009

Pep-tits

A large nipple that resembles a pepperoni in both size and color. Pep short for pepperoni.

If you see anyone with pep-tits, run!

You'll never be able to look at a pepperoni pizza the same way again.

Person A: Hey man did you see that guy over there with the plaid shorts at the pool with his shirt off?
Person B: Yeah dude, that's gross. He totally has pep-tits.

by Manhouse5 September 2, 2011

Nigga tits

An undesirable outcome.

Nigga tits, I thought that experiment would succeed!

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

Glit-tit

A gurl or possibly a homosexual male, who feels the need to draw more attention to their bust by sprinkling magical sparkling dust (Glitter) on their exposed chest-ular region, thereby capturing the attention of everyone within a five mile radius. Glit-tits often wear extremely low-cut shirts, but get angry when people look at their chests.

guy: Did you see Glit-tit today??
other guy: How could I not? She yelled at me for staring at her chest, again.

by fiendstir August 19, 2009

Go tit

With the pandemic, many schools have resorted to virtual meetings. When students are asked to type in « got it » in the chat to show that they understood the lesson or instructions. Many accidentally type in go tit instead of got it when hurrying. Always think through before typing « got it »

Teacher: The writing assignment is due on Friday at 11:59pm
Student: Okay
Teacher: Let me know you got it in the chat before you leave
Everyone else: got it, bye teacher
Student X: go tit
Student X: sorry meant to type in go tit
Student X: so sorry meant to type in got it
Everyone else: right 🤨?
Student X: hahaha 😅

by Come on Cuh May 27, 2021

steak tits

the bresticles of a very muscley woman.

yo man check out the steak tits on that slippery bitch over there!

damn yo, grab me some A1 and get the fuck out my room. its time to baste my T-boner.

by k-nig September 22, 2007

missile tits

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014