thomas bartle-selby

A person who pretends to be sick to get out of school

Person 1- “OMG someone’s been sick”
Person 2- “ oh it’s only Thomas bartle-Selby”

by Big peepee123 September 29, 2019

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Thomas

A dick who has no friends accept carter

Thomas is cool

by Acacacacaca November 25, 2019

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Thomas is a piece of shit, he’ll lie cheat and manipulate you in every way possible and in the end he’ll either blame you or his “rough week”

“He do you know Thomas”
“You mean that cunt that my friends were right about? Nope never heard of him”

by Anonbish October 24, 2019

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a Son of a fucking bitch who always steel shit

You fucking Thomas

Fuck you gimmime your lunch money

by Unknown 825 February 26, 2020

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Thomas James is sexy, usually married to a very serious woman who loves him with most of her heart. Thomas James will achieve every goal he has when it comes to his studies and school work. Thomas James works best as a drug and alcohol counselor or a hypnotherapist.

Thomas James just hypnotized us during drug rehab therapy and now nobody wants to drink or do drugs anymore.

by DrankSmart April 27, 2020

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