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Santa

Santa is a non-existing man. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. Santa usually wears red and green clothes. Most parents tell their childeren that Santa will come down their chimney at night on Christmas Eve ( 24th December ). It is really just their parents putting presents underneath their Christmas tree. Childeren might stop believing in him around the age of 8-10.
Katie: Mum, is Santa real?
Katie's mum: Yes, sweetheart.
We have no proof of Santa being real!!
by Angxlii December 24, 2022
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Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.
We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.
by Quixand October 6, 2017
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santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.
"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017
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Santa

A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators
Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies
by URBAN DICTIONARY NEEDS MY HELP December 7, 2018
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ghetto santa

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa
by a+t<3 December 26, 2021
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Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on
"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"
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Santa

A fat fucking pedo who sneaks down your chimney and rapes your mam sideways wen she has passed out in bed like the fat filthy prostitute she is be aware kidys santa is a fake cunt.
Santa is fake and fat
by 573 November 6, 2019
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