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have a piss

Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.
Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.
by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016
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Piss-Pocketing

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)
by UglyBagel May 20, 2021
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Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020
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Piss Piggy

A piss piggy is a man who attends homosexual piss orgies to get in the middle of all the other men pissing and cumming just to recieve the symphony of fluids all over his body to then snarf up it all like a little piggy.
He is such a little piss piggy. At every orgy, he can never just fuck us all in the ass. He has to get in the middle and snarf up all the piss and cum while oinking in pleasure so I never get a turn.
by Phillip Oliver-Holsenpitz April 28, 2023
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piss-littering

The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.
It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.
by Telephony August 8, 2020
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pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!
The pissing poser was in the park again today!
by Big Mers September 3, 2016
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piss pain

The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!
Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!
by Arbitrator June 18, 2017
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