A Miles is someone who seems healthy but literally eats 5 bags of Tapatío Doritos every week and hates all other Doritos.
by goodgood123 November 23, 2021

Hotter than anybody.And all school fake hoes wanna be him all of them talk shit around his back,but there just one thing,he dont wanna say the names who hates him,because they will be famous- like Mile.
by Cutie-Mile December 10, 2018

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

by ilikewritngonwallsG February 5, 2024

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.
by professionalcapper July 28, 2023

Friend1: who's that fittie there
Friend2: oh thats chris miles
Friend1: I'd do him anyday
Friend2: same here , same here
Friend2: oh thats chris miles
Friend1: I'd do him anyday
Friend2: same here , same here
by rayelle' 💸 November 27, 2022

The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc
by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024
