Hoe Bath

When you only wash the necessities, your pits, tits and ass.

I’m hot and sweaty but I need to leave in 2 minutes, I’m going to take a hoe bath.

by OhBeavis November 19, 2025

man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.

Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.

by SparkyMae March 8, 2022

Cat Bath

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time

I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.

by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019

shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human

Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head

by Smeho June 12, 2018

Giving the Cat a Bath

When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.

Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.

by King Dookey August 5, 2023

Jeffersons bath

When an item enters a toilet bowl where fecal matter exists, for example a dropped cell phone or plunger intervention required to clear a clog.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.

I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
or
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.

by anonymous June 26, 2025

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020