tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

jumbo tit

any person of the female gender who has enormously rude titties.

man, jenny was a little squirt until she reached puberty and turned into a real fine jumbo tit.

by Ian McKellen April 28, 2008

tit resting

Tit resting is both the placing of breasts on top of a surface, or a person's body, in order to bare the weight of the breasts (giving the person a rest), and the resting of person's head or other body part on a pair of breasts. Of course, tit resting is far more likely for individuals with very large tits. Those with particularly large tits may consider scheduled tit rests throughout the day as an alternative to breast reduction. Recreational tit resting for intimate/erotic purposes can be very enjoyable for all involved parties. Examples of tit resting in modern media can be found very often in Russian pop music videos as well as in the Japanese anime series Kanokon and B H.

Jesus, I need a tit rest.

My back problems have kind of subsided since I started "tit resting".

Come here baby, come have a tit rest.

by Mr Chewy Bacca June 21, 2010

Nigga tits

An undesirable outcome.

Nigga tits, I thought that experiment would succeed!

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

tit arse

When someone is really annoying you, it is the first thing that comes into your head and comes out of your mouth, that doesn't really make sense but everyone knows what you mean

"Azoulay your such a tit arse"

by coops29 October 8, 2009

Pep-tits

A large nipple that resembles a pepperoni in both size and color. Pep short for pepperoni.

If you see anyone with pep-tits, run!

You'll never be able to look at a pepperoni pizza the same way again.

Person A: Hey man did you see that guy over there with the plaid shorts at the pool with his shirt off?
Person B: Yeah dude, that's gross. He totally has pep-tits.

by Manhouse5 September 2, 2011

Tits Zoo

When a poor-fitting woman's top causes the accidental and undesirable exposure of way too much cleavage, causing everyone around her to stare at her chest, like they were at a zoo looking at animals.

Did you see what she was wearing? It was like a tits zoo in there!

by Gunny The Boat March 13, 2009