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Close Panda

1. Close to something.
2. Awesome; very cool or amazing.
3. Very strange.
"That is so Close Panda!"
by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009
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panda pandas

1. A one-night stand
2. To love somebody so bad you're on the brink of raping them
by cynthia_smith123 July 18, 2007
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Panda

A holy and sacred animal put on this earth so that we would be happy. They sit on their butts most of the day eating bamboo like in the picture below . However, these sacred animals population is decreasing and they are on the verge of extinction. We have to save these pandas so we can forever admire their cuteness or else they One True Panda God will unleash his wrath.
Panda UwU
by Bitkrin November 21, 2019
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Panda

Pandas are the cutest animal ever. They are located in china, in the high montans in bamboo forests. They only eat bamboo. They eat about 12 pounds of bamboo everday.
by Pandalover69693 🐼🐼 November 10, 2018
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Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them
man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!
by OZNEROL July 25, 2011
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Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.
'that's one endangered meaty panda'
by rarasputin December 31, 2011
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Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.
"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020
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