donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."

by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

Donkey balls

The guy version of a cameltoe when your balls show

Wow finn has donkey balls

by Tommy Kuppinen March 13, 2020

prison donkey

A zebra.

Did you know a zebra can kick a lion to death?
Damn prison donkeys...

by Official Buzzy June 22, 2021

rough donkey

Giving a girl anal, while roughly punching her in the back of the head until she's unconscious.

Dude did you hear? I gave Sheryl a rough donkey last night!

by 136975328o0854wduuvr July 9, 2017

Yellow Donkey

A Democrat who says they stand with Ukraine, the president and the war against Putin, yet insists on staying safe at home, urging others to do the actual fighting and dying. A variant from Operation Yellow Elephant, a program devised by Jesus' General, to encourage attendees at The Young Republican National Convention to enlist in the military back in the 2000's. See OperationYellowElephant.com
The Yellow Donkey feels smug about anyone not wanting Ukraine's people to be slaughtered in a senseless war, and views peace activists as "Putin Puppets", "Trump Supporters", or "Racist". The Yellow Donkey supports their President as the president sabotages peace talks over and over again. The "Yellow Donkey" believes its perfectly moral to cheerlead a war against Russia, as long as anybody else but them has to die in that war.

"Why should I have to fight in Ukraine? Putin is the one who invaded". And with that, the Yellow Donkey sipped his ten dollar latte, mean tweeted slurs against peace activists while virtue signaling to the world with his "I stand with Ukraine" shirt with matching Blue and Yellow slacks, that he is a tough guy standing for justice.

by Maddow's General February 28, 2023

boston donkey

Fuck her in the ass and kick her in the chin

I did the boston donkey last weekend. When I was fuckingmy bros sister in the ass and her brother ran in a kicked her in the chin

by Mclovon42018 May 26, 2018

okie donkey

what auto correct corrects “okie dokie” to

person 1. “hey i’ll be home in a little okay??”
person 2. “okie donkey!”
person 2. “i meant okie DOKIE. damn do i hate auto correct”

by wow i h8 my life April 22, 2018