when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016
Get the mccurry alaskan flat tiremug. Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
by anonymous June 2, 2023
Get the Alaskan handjobmug. Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.
After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.
After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024
Get the Alaskan Soundingmug. When you tie up your friend in the snow, creampie them, and leave them there after you poop on their chest.
Dudeeee, last weekend I had an Alaskan Hushpuppy in the mountains but, she still hasn’t texted me back.
by munter792 May 7, 2024
Get the alaskan hushpuppymug. by anonymous April 30, 2022
Get the Alaskan pipelinemug. by koijuh February 20, 2024
Get the alaskan fire breathing dragonmug. Another word for eyebrow
by OxyAlaskanSweetspot November 21, 2019
Get the Alaskan Sweet Spotmug.