blue blotch

Blue blotch was a drink the Sasquatch was drinking in Stomping Tom Conners Sasquatch song.

The Sasquatch was drinking blue blotch at the bar

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Blue Bagging

Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.

(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?

(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...

(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.

(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.

by MountainClimber August 1, 2012

Blue Excitement

The low one gets when overly excited about something that never happens

"I was so excited about the party at the end of the month that when it got cancelled I had a killer case of blue excitement."

by A.M.B. October 19, 2008

Blue Yeti

A very popular desktop microphone that has become a gold standard for most casual content creators. Mainly used for podcasts, livestreams, narration or ASMR.

User 1: Which mic should I get for podcasts?
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 15, 2021

blue anon

Any one of a number of Left wing literal conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and the Brett Kavanaugh hoax. These conspiracy theories are generally promoted in the mainstream corporate press but are based on little to no evidence, generally from anonymous sources.

My sister is a typical Blue Anon believer who thinks elections are impossible to tamper with - unless it's Russia helping Trump win with $100k in facebook ads."

by Quincy Kev March 7, 2021

Retail Blues

The hollow feeling that one gets after the first week or two of working a retail job.

Kenzie: I haven't had a single moment to just fucking sit down and draw or play a video game after my new job. I've felt so hollow lately.
Niko: Sounds like a case of the Retail Blues.

by nickelniko March 7, 2022

Blue Jayin

Just another term for kickin it, relaxin, chillin, or whatever.

Bob: Sup man, how u doin today?

Tim: Shit, just Blue Jayin it today potna.

by B Brian Blair March 30, 2008