AIM tard

Someone who:

a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them

For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.

"Hey man what is your email address?"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"

AIM tard by gdub205 January 7, 2008

po tard

a derognative term for the police.
police+retard.
because they will enforce any retarded law they tell them to.
if they told them to be on the lookout for runaway slaves they would.

I hate the po tard.

po tard by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009

Bubba Tard

A "Bubba Tard" is defined by an uneducated idiot that usually resides in small towns throughout America.

They can be easily identified by there apparent fear of Obama and a certainty of government conspiracies. They also have a strong odor of ass and armpit, and have invested a life savings in tattoos.

They are prominently Caucasian, but this isn't a limiting factor. Their likes are, raised trucks, T top camaros, pit bulls, and Duck Dynasty.

The Bubba Tard is usually harmless, but there has been events of senseless violence recorded, such events are usually limited to domestic issues. (wife beating)

The Bubba Tard also has a compulsive fascination with guns, usually assault weapons of some sort which He/She uses to kill innocent animals for sport.

The Bubba Tard condition can usually be cured by an education at an accredited institution, this does not include trade schools of any kind. It is important to remember that not all Bubba Tards can be cured, some are just terminally stupid.

Man in Walmart, "Did you know congress is trying to take away all your rights!"

Other Man in Walmart, "You Sir are a F**KEN Bubba Tard, now get away from me, YOU STINK AND I'M GOING TO PUKE"

Bubba Tard by pescadore December 29, 2013

E-tard 

The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.

Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.

E-tard by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018

deshi deshi tard penis 

literally just words added together as an insult. when you can't find correct words to describe someone who is being unreasonable.

oh man, you're such a deshi deshi tard penis.

deshi deshi tard penis by lozzer14 November 18, 2010

fag tard 

I person who is so gay that they have to be at least 46.7% retarded or else they're just a fag. Also can be used to give to an enemy, or someone loathed.

Damn that Hitler! He's such a fag tard

fag tard by Vincent Bondage August 20, 2006

/B/ tard 

some one who is on b, and is a moron, hence retard + /B/.

Dude, that /B/ tard said that his dick is bigger than a skyscraper.

/B/ tard by cab114 August 23, 2011