typflip

Stands for "typical filipino"

The filipino's that are "tumblr famous" , have talent , and have "swag"

They are also very into their religion.

Oh you have a tumblr? Ofcourse, you're a typflip!

by tumblrfamous5ever December 31, 2011

typhile

type/font/typography lover.
synonym: typophile

Jan is a real typhile, just loves fonts.

by typhile January 3, 2012

Typo Stroke

Misspelling a number of words while typing and not realizing it immediately.

John: So I tuld yo abut whee I am ging tomrrow, okau?

Mad Max: What? Did you just have a typo stroke?

by Romrom June 14, 2012

Typhoon check

When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?

Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?

by marioyoshiluigi August 23, 2012

Typical Carreras Bullshit

Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.

Example 1)

Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!

Example 2)

Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.

Example 3)

Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?

by Lacky@TCB September 12, 2013

typhoon slam

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies

I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead

by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013

type-tied

Type-tied is when you're so shy that you don't know what to write in chat with someone. Like tongue tied but even more pathetic. FML.

He was flirting with me in private messages and I was totes type-tied. Couldn't think of anything to say, write. Mind went blank, brain freeze.

by Juljul November 28, 2013