Tom Brady

Another term for getting a Blowjob or Handjob, beacuse the girl is “deflating your balls” as Tom Brady did during a season.

Jimmy: Yo bro, She gave the meanest Tom Brady last night!
Anthony: No way dude, Thats sick!

by Cobra2K65 November 26, 2017

Tom Brady

One the greatest Quarterbacks to have ever graced the game of football. He went from a 6th round pick, to the best there ever is and ever will be. He led the New England Patriots Superbowl 36 in his second year as a pro (backup for his first year.) In Brady's first official start in 2001 the Patriots managed to defeat the Indianapolis Colts 44-3. Tom Brady currently holds the record for the most touchdowns thrown in a season which is 50.

Ignorant fan: "Tom Brady wouldn't be so good if he didn't have Randy Moss"

Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
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football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."

football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."

by patsfan21 October 21, 2009

Tom Hamilton

Quite possibly the greatest baseball announcer ever. The Clevend Indians primary announcer for the last 34 years.

Tom Hamilton is the greatest baseball announcer ever and could totally beat John Madden in a street fight.

by phelps April 19, 2005

tom riddle

tom riddle,former self of lord voldemort who has a group of close allies ,friends from hogwarts, who do all off his dark work and are known as the deatheaters.heir to salazar slytherin.determined to kill harry potterafter he defeated him.can speak parselmouth.applied to be dark arts teacher at hogwarts but turned down,swore revenge by cursing the lesson so no teacher last longer then a year

I AM LORD VOLDEMORT

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE

tom riddle was good looking in his younger days unlike today!

by crowie July 21, 2006

tom thumb

The act of pressing one's thumb (or finger) into the rectum of a woman while engaged in vaginal intercourse from the doggystyle or reverse cowgirl position.
Hint: A tom thumb should never be attempted on a male without his expressed permission.

"My date didn't go so well last night..."
"Shoulda given 'er the tom thumb dude. You know--stick in a thumb, pull out a plum? Chicks LOVE that shit!"

by userbits July 16, 2009

Tom Brady

Noun: Call of Duty reference. Specifically a grenade thrown long distance and over obstacles resulting in an enemy kill. A grenade thrown with such spectacular accuracy, only someone like Tom Brady could have thrown it.

"Awe fuck, that guy just threw a Tom Brady and took out 3 of our guys."

by Evil Aldo August 14, 2009

tom delonge

The reason Blink182 broke up. Bastard!

Tom: I'm Tom Delonge and I'm too pussy to handle any more shows with Blink182. I will now go play in a suck-ass band called Angels and Airwaves!

by pissedoff September 03, 2006