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titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.
By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.
by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012
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tittybiscuit

The cruft that accumulates around a homeless person's nipples. Eventually, depending on duration between washes and severity of external temperatures it is possible to lift them off the nipples and eat them. Similar in size and shape to jammy dodgers, but without the jam. Unless you have a cheese grater too or something...
Those Jammy Dodgers were a bit off, I sensed a whiff of tittybiscuit about them...
by scottbert January 1, 2012
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Titty Committee

"Let's get out of this titty committee, girls."
by Big Black and Dangerous February 21, 2014
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titty kiss

When the tits of two females beautifully collide, nipple to nipple as though a kiss from the heavens .
Snookie gave Stephanie a titty kiss before leaving Skeeball.
by Guy at a bar January 26, 2016
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titty hoe

A woman that walks around wearing a tiny shirt and a bra 2 sizes too small exposing a whole bunch of titty.
Girl , What happened between you and Ty last night? Ya'll break up?.. Yeah, We went to Applebees and all this scrub wanna do is look at some old titty hoe across the room.
by Kenny Ray Said February 19, 2018
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Titty-butt-fart

when you rub yo gurls titties and as a reaction, she begins to pass gas uncontrollably.

An insult that you can use when your friend is tickling your pickle too much.
Brian, why are you being such a titty-butt-fart? Shut the fuck up man.

Hey Jose, rub my titties! No, I don’t want a titty-butt-fart stinking up my room!
by blowandgo6969 February 21, 2018
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titty flakes

Hey can I get those Titty Flakes. Oh sorry I meant Frosted Flakes
by GwiGwis32 March 11, 2018
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