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The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much
by mice is nice April 4, 2022
Get the OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKENmug. In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013
Get the table watchermug. White people: pass the salt and pepper
Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.
Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.
by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017
Get the bliss the tablemug. The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.
“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
by tmarienem May 19, 2025
Get the table jailmug. 1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back
2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022
Get the under the tablemug. A British person.
A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)
Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)
Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1:
Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*
-A Little Sketchy Episode 12
EXAMPLE 2:
British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"
EXAMPLE 3:
British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*
-A Little Sketchy Episode 12
EXAMPLE 2:
British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"
EXAMPLE 3:
British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
by ThePlaidLad May 5, 2024
Get the tablemug. by theycmlonaa December 27, 2024
Get the eating grapes under the tablemug.