i went back with a girl i met in the pub and she nailed my ball sack to the bed post, she was a right filth ninja
by the filth ninja's assistant May 13, 2009
Get the Filth Ninjamug. by fghdfh535 September 6, 2007
Get the Pot Ninja mug. To don a woman's panties over your face, so as to look like a ninja. Typically after she has worn them.
While I was fucking Laurie, I grabbed her panties and wore them like a ninja mask, gave it to her from behind, like a ninja!
by Wolf Whitman November 23, 2014
Get the Ninja Maskmug. While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.
Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010
Get the Ninja Openingmug. Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.
Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.
by dsackaroo January 23, 2013
Get the Brown Ninjamug. by big nuts 700 November 8, 2020
Get the ninja pacifiermug. One who consistently maintains his or her gchat status as invisible in order to 1. avoid unwanted chatting and/or 2. prevent others from knowing he or she is online, yet regularly initiates conversations with others when he or she feels up for it.
Caitlin hates unnecessary chatting and people knowing where she is, even when she's checking her gmail account. She is such a gchat ninja.
by mez337 February 28, 2010
Get the gchat ninjamug.