i went back with a girl i met in the pub and she nailed my ball sack to the bed post, she was a right filth ninja
by the filth ninja's assistant May 13, 2009
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by Harry Bee January 15, 2009
Get the Ninja Pubes mug.The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.
by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 1, 2012
Get the Tech Ninja mug.A ninja nug is bud of weed stashed away somewhere that you miraculously find when you cant buy any more weed.
by Mamao May 29, 2007
Get the Ninja Nug mug.A hangover that is not evident upon waking up in the morning, but dominates your life two hours later.
At sunrise Joel bounced out of bed, gathered a crew up for brunch, sat down at the table, and proceeded to have his day destroyed by a ninja hangover that he had been harboring all along.
by chiTNR May 13, 2011
Get the Ninja Hangover mug.While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.
Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010
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Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.
by dsackaroo January 23, 2013
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