I'm Dead

What you say when you are in deep DEEP trouble and gripped by fear.
DAD: HEY GARY WHY IS THERE A FOOTBALL EMBEDDED INTO MY CAR'S WINDSHEILD
GARY: I'M DEAD
by WakkaRexo July 27, 2017
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dead or alive

a very mediocre video game series. for reasons that defy logic, the creators won't make it a series of porn movies, even though sales figures suggest this would be the most efficient choice. the characters look like dolls and have the emotions to match and the story line is non-existent. people justify their purchase by saying "well the graphics are good, and the babes are hot".
Otaku: I love dead or alive! marry me kasumi!

Guy: loser
by Phil the Pill September 06, 2006
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Dead Sexy

(Dehd Seh-see) A term used to denote a high level of physical beauty. Beauty that could potentially lead unwary parties into deadly situations.

***Note: When used by a man in reference to himself may also denote a high level of interest in men.
Man: That chick is dead sexy. (That lady over there is highly attractive in my opinion.)

Man: I'm the definition of dead sexy. (I may be interested in other men.)
by Mrs. Mountain October 18, 2009
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Dead Doggy

A game for old owners who don't like to throw, and old dogs who don't like to fetch. Both players settle in their most comfortable spots and whoever gets up first is the loser.
I spent the afternoon playing dead doggy with Oliver, and I won.
by knowman March 23, 2008
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dead fish

People in the business community will have no respect for you if you hand them the dead fish.
by freewill December 10, 2011
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Dead Shredder

1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.

2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.
Jason Mewes demonstrated the Dead Shredder to Seth Rogen at the end of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
by DJ Dingus January 17, 2010
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Dead Root

A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, and whom was either particularly:
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse, and has proved to be unadventurous or generally uncooperative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoeuvering(i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
by El_Gilbartos February 26, 2006
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