Toaster Fucker

Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.

"She's into Montgomery Gator."
"What a toaster fucker."

by BamAlakazam February 22, 2022

Toaster strudel

When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.

When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin

by Geoward91 April 7, 2022

Toasted

Getting so fried and ripped off the devils lettuce that you feel the equivalent to burnt toast.

Brooooo, we just ripped through 4 J's and three bowls of bud. I'm so toasted I can see the colors of the rainbow on the knuckle of my hand.

by kenny chezney April 13, 2022

Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022

ToastedTea

Master game dev everyone likes (better than KingVR)

hey ToastedTea can I have moderator?

by KingVR February 23, 2023

Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster

Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”

by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022

ToasterDave

A silly big man that loves little children and maybe eats the children after he is finished

"Oh no! it's ToasterDave! I hope he doesn't eat me.

by zaza-_- June 12, 2023