Crack-tastical

When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.

OMG, did you read that fic Victoria wrote? It was so crack-tastical! It was brilliant!

by KayCha March 9, 2011

It tastes like shit to me

When you don't care about any situation or someone's opinion.

It tastes like shit to me if you don't wan to lend me your charger, I can find another one.

by andresgc7 March 3, 2020

testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003

after after-taste

the taste of a food tasted hours after it is consumed.

That popcorn is so good, but tonight you'll taste its horrible after after-taste.

by Train2 December 2, 2011

Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

taste the rainbow

your nailin a girl while she is on her period (with a condom of course) and you shoot into the condom, then you make her drink the contents out of the condom like it is an oddly shaped glass. 'rainbow' comes from the idea of many different colors all draining into her mouth.

my girlfriend was on her period, and she really wanted to fuck, but i wasnt really feelin the whole blood-thing, so i told her i would only if she would 'taste the rainbow.' that bitch slurped it up like the final parts of a milkshake haha.

by vic tha sick dick June 28, 2006

cock taste

1. An unpleasant situation. A bitch. Refers to the unpleasant flavor in a straight man's mouth after being forced to suck a cock.
2. (Insultingly) A person who would enjoy this taste. An asshole.

"Man, why did we come here? This party's a fuckin cock taste!"
"Hey, don't throw that at me! ... Fuck! That goddam hurt, you cock taste!"

by SmallStone December 12, 2008