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straight men

A Disgusting creature that has not yet been figured out, yet everybody hates their d*mbasses. We should stay far away from them and contain them in cages. They are very nasty and dangerous!
"Ew is that a straight man!?!?" "A straight man? OH MY GOD!" "I hate straight men so much!"
by celestialdemonz September 17, 2020
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Super Straight

One who is attracted to the opposite biological sex

Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)
Jeff: Hey, do you like girls

Alex: Yes

Jeff: What about trans girls

Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.

Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?

Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.
by Normal5728 March 5, 2021
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straight edger

1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).

2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.

3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.
1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.

2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX

3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.
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Super Super Straight

A sexual preference in which one prefers every sex. The Super Super Straight flag consists of orange and black:🟧 ⬛️

One, who is better in every are of life, specially in sex (What ain´t hard, since Super Straight people are virgins) than Super Straight people. Super Super Straight people can fuck who ever s/he want`s, except stupid people.
Guy 1: I would not date that stupid bitch.
Guy 2: But I thought you are Super Straight?
Guy 1: No, I’m Super Super Straight.
by whiteultramale March 8, 2021
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Super straight

Super straight is like being straight but with a twist you only go with the opposite gender who was born with that gender.⬛️🟧
A super straight man will only go with women who where born women not with a transgender woman who was born a man.
by Alestef78 March 7, 2021
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Straightphobic

The fear of straight people. That they won't accept your sexuality or the fear that they will expect to meet the burden of proof for your objective claim that you are not the gender you were assigned at birth but rather the one you've retroactively assigned yourself.
You're a transphobic homophobe.

That's an awfully straightphobic thing to say to someone.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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Super straight

Some retarded 12-16 year old boys who have never encountered a women who want to fell oppressed. 85% chance they are closeted as well
“Hey I’m super straight!”

Fuck yourself you dumb cunt
by Stevebob69420 March 6, 2021
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