To be an OG or Old Head. Unc status is typically corralled with doing actions that an older person would do such as saying”back in my day” or groaning when sitting down. There are other alternative definitions and signs that you have reached unc status but signs can vary from person to person.
by Seamos. June 19, 2024
Get the unc statusmug. 1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
by Blessd1 April 6, 2011
Get the hijacked my statusmug. Charles: My birthday is in a week!
Bartholomew: How old are you turning?
Charles: 21
Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!
Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)
Bartholomew: How old are you turning?
Charles: 21
Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!
Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)
by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025
Get the Unc Statusmug. Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights.
Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
Get the Statue protestsmug. Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.
by Billy Dave June 14, 2020
Get the Statue Defendermug. by czisbeast August 25, 2019
Get the Elijah status chambermug. When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.
*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.
by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019
Get the Status Postilepticusmug.