status quo

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.

Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue

by JJ March 10, 2005

Status Rape

On Facebook, when one person's status becomes an entire conversation, often bitching about a certain assignment.

Person A sets status: Person A does not know how to write 10 pages on Book A.

Person B:yeah I haven't started that yet. oh well.
C: Me neither! fuck it, that bitch can die!
D: lol. do we need to do such and such
E: yes, such and such is required or else she will but rape you.
C: FUCK I didn't realize such and such was required!
F: I finished :D
A/B/C/D/E: FUCK YOU

Hence, status rape.

by matteo123 January 13, 2009

Status

a word often used on social networking sites such as facebook and twitter. used to define something that someone else said to sound wrong or rudely suggestive.

Girl: omg thats soo hard

Status:L

by RainbowSmiley1997 March 27, 2011

Status

To know one's HIV status; negative or positive.

I tested for HIV at the walk-in clinic, and my status is negative.

by I_KNOW_ October 17, 2008

Baller Status

Speccing the way you need to spec to make you viable in a raid and to reach ingame content and not be an effing nub.

Dood, I just joined up with this guild and all the members are baller status.

by Death and Taxes March 8, 2008

status-lol

Status-loling is the act of visiting someone's Facebook page and commenting on each of their actions possible (ie; new groups joined, new fansite, new friends, new profile picture, new application, ANYTHING Facebook allows you to comment on) with lol. You have to comment each and every action you comment on with "lol". This is highly amusing for the perpetrator just thinking of the reaction from the victim as they will get a number of notifications, get all excited, but then they realise...they've been status-lol'd!

charlie: whoaa, look at all my facebook notifications - i must be pretty popular at the moment

dude: thats pretty cool, dude.

*....*

charlie: oh wtf!? someone commented everything ive done with "lol"!!? who the fuck does that!?

dude: dude, you just got status-lol'd...

by ScArlet piMpernel December 22, 2008

Statusing.

Commenting on someones status, to the point where it's a conversation. Especially in the event where you WERE IMing, and then, start communicating through a status.

"Statusing."
Status: Had a great day

Someone: Glad you had a good day.

Someone else: Me too.

Someone: Why was it a good day?

Someone else: Because it was warm & fun.

etc.

by Coocamongajoe March 17, 2010