Hat Stand

Completely and utterly insane beyond any form of possible understanding.

Brian is off his medication I think. I phoned him today and he was completely HAT STAND!

by Rudy Latex January 4, 2008

Sandstone

Famous orgy-house and "commune" in Topanga, California in the '70s.

I went to Sandstone once. It wasn't a "three-way"; it was a ten-way. Those were the days!

by octopod November 30, 2003

Stand-by

(noun) Synonymous with booty call and FWB, a girl who you're not in a relationship with, but who will drop everything and come over to have sex with you the minute you ask. She is said to be standing-by, just waiting for your call, shelved as it were. A stand-by is usually a girl who really likes you and wants to be in a relationship with you, and keeps putting out, hoping you'll change your mind, and you just keep stringing her along for the easy sex. Women can have stand-bys too, but its usually more about dating than sex for them.

1. Daniel: "Man, am I ever horny tonight!"
Jonas: "Don't you have any stand-bys? Call up that Andrea chick. She'll come over and do you."

2. Krista: "I have no one to go to the dance with on Friday!"
Marie: "Call Keith. Isn't he your regular stand-by?"

by kevnar February 17, 2007

standoff

Noun.

When two men on chatroulette are both jacking off and both refuse to hit the next button and see who can go longer.

Bill: "Dude what happens when a guy is beating off and gets a dick?"

Joe: "They usually have a standoff."

by kewlrawr September 3, 2012

1 night stand

when u fuck some nigga or bitch once. you dont even have to knoe da person

magan:i heard u fucked evens
alivia:it was a 1 night stand never happenin again
magan:it was that bad
alivia:no
magan:then wat
alivia:i dont knoe him
or
she had a 1 night stand

by babi blood May 26, 2007

Mexican Stand-Off

When two males, both naked, stand on the left and right of one female who is on her knees in the middle of the two males. She then proceeds to jerk them off. The first male to ejaculate is thus proclaimed the winner of the stand-off.

Dude, I totally beat your ass in that Mexican Stand-Off last night.

by MattieFootball66 June 30, 2011

Stand-up Fighter

1. Dominated in every grappling class ever attended.

2. Can't grapple with another man without developing a shameful erection.

3. Once had a friend hold focus mitts... or spent a few seconds on a heavy bag.

4. Sprained wrist or separated shoulder doing the most rudimentary sparring exercises.

5. Had a lazy winter but plans to be back in shape in the summer.

Look at that bitch Red with his hands up in every picture... thinks he is MMA but that fool ain't nothing but a stand-up fighter.

by Scorched Earth April 12, 2010