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spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off
yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!
by banky11 October 11, 2006
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Spider Man

When a man, or woman, fingers a girl using his middle and ring finger. This makes the same shape "spider man uses to squirt his webs".
"Last night i pulled a "Spider Man" on this chick, i had her cuming in 2mins."
by Bo Ornelas January 19, 2008
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Spider-fingers

Term used to describe the motion of fingers while flying across the fret-board of a guitar. In a particular style of playing it almost looks like spider legs jumping around the fret board, thus creating "Spider-fingers".
"dude, look at Richs' spider-fingers!!, shred it up!!"
by Rich St.Pierre April 12, 2008
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spider webbing

To saran wrap a room in a fashion resembling that of a spider web. When complete, lines of shaving cream are put on each strand of saran wrap to give it that silky look, which would also make it more of a pain to clean up.
Spider webbing is always a good way to get back at a fellow college student.
by Tanzola October 13, 2011
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barking spider eggs

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs
by masta dragon red March 1, 2010
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inverted spider monkey

A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.
Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.
by TheOnlyTruth1 July 6, 2010
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Junebug Spade

A drug addict that cuts his own supply then sells it to dumb kids.

A drug dealer of African decent.
Shit all my regular guys are waiting for more work.

Well I guess call junebug spade.
by Salty Balls Walt October 19, 2016
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