That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.
When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.
by antaikronik March 23, 2009
Get the jesus space mug.A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009
Get the brown spalding mug.A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.
*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*
(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*
(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
by HYDRAL1K September 27, 2009
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by cheeeeky123 April 19, 2010
Get the cheeky spank mug.This can be used when your mind has a sudden glitch, and you cannot think straight (like spaniels whizzing around your head). It can also be used to discribe someone crazy or just someone retarded.
'so i was just about to... wait where was i? bloody mind spaniels!'
or..
'i belive that man is carrying a touch of mind spaniels'
or..
'i belive that man is carrying a touch of mind spaniels'
by Dyfrig May 10, 2010
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by maribry July 6, 2010
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