A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp
by thecheetoman March 16, 2020
by melaniemartinezsupremacy July 1, 2021
A female who goes through life gradually recruiting a reverse-harem of males who foster inside themselves the sliver of a chance of boning her. These men constantly vy for time with said female to ply her with their pathetic excuse for game. The female in question will reciprocate all such gestures with almost entirely platonic affection that is nevertheless so laden with femininity that it hints of something more.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
Observer 1: "Damn, that one dude is cleaning our her rats while she got another massaging her feet?"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
by vaguesenseofsurprise September 14, 2020
When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially
John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.
by kenial2023 June 15, 2023
The JM Simp is a sub-species of mother fucker, as he is a major simp, and the opposite of an anime protagonist chad. He thinks that he pulls, but the only time that a girl has interacted with him was giving him a baked muffin in the kitchen (where women belong).
Did you hear? That JM Simp was found outside of Camberwell High School accepting a baked muffin from a stupid woman!
by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 18, 2022
Someone who goes ALL out for a girl who don’t even want to talk to him or want anything to DO with him.
by Beektoriooo September 12, 2020
He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.
by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020