Simone

A person who just can't do anything right, they even fuck up their fuck ups

Wow John, you really Simoned that presentation!

by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024

Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

simontincs

A stupid 8 year old faggot who has no life and forces you to work on his Friday Night Funkin' mod all time

Simontincs: GO WORK ON MY FNF MOD NOW
You: damn Simontincs is soo annoying

by Redetv February 1, 2024

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

Simonê

a Simonê is a short and fiery person, consider yourself bestowed upon if you are close to a Simonê. She is always up for anything, but would be able to know the difference between right and wrong. A Simonê is goodhearted, but never make one your enemy, she is dangerously good with knives and will cut your heart out and make you eat it if you ever cross one. Dont even get me started on her lovemaking skills, she wants to be sensually dominated in bed.

She's definitely a Simonê

by ToxicWasteMan February 13, 2024

Símon

A ginger kid who loves watching gay furry porn.

Oh look! It´s Símon, I saw him at the furry con yesterday!

by The Glorious Potato February 23, 2024