Damn Shorty

When a girly named Lindsey post herself to get attention from her girl friend

Lindsey: I posted Damn Shorty to get her attention

by BigStepperBaby February 21, 2025

ham sorry

What you say when you didn't order disrespect with a side of your potato salad

Guy 1: Why does he look like that?
Guy 2: Ham sorry, I didn't order disrespect with a side of my potato salad. Ham sorry I didn't order the gall with a side of ranch dressing. Ham sorry I didn't order the nerve with a side of baked potato.

by gunwook January 10, 2026

extra special sorry

1. A terrified apology.

2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.

I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!

I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.

by ergolynn February 20, 2010

aww im sorry fam

when ur trying to be thirsty/a good friend but u can’t decide

B: my arm fell off and now my gf is cheating on me with my pastor
G: aww im sorry fam

by butimnotbitter February 11, 2018

National Saying Sorry Day

April 13, 2018. This is the day where you can turn things around, where you can say sorry to whoever you've wronged and change for the good.

Some Guy"Squeezes a Girl's but on April 11, 2018...

Hey Some Guy say sorry on April 13, 2018 to that girl who shall remain nameless. It's National Saying Sorry Day you can say sorry

by BigboiPickle May 26, 2018

Bag o Sorrys

When someone takes something of worth from you and gives you back a bag filled with little pieces of paper that read " Sorry".

I took my Bag o Sorrys to the car dealership man to buy a new car, and he said they have no value! He also said they are a currency from insane people.

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

Brad I’m sorry

I’m so sorry you don’t take it up the arse

Brad I’m sorry. Sike lol

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018