Grey Shirt Douche

A lowly attired simple minded buffoon with their head in the clouds who disrespects and ignores fashion. A specific breed or subgenre of douche who is lame and weak. Women are also a plain grey shirt douche. Their head is low brow and in the clouds. They are obnoxious wet blankets.

Being a Grey Shirt Douche is not worthy of being a professional at anything throughout the world.

by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021

The Dirty Shirt

Any California male who smokes weed and eats fast food, which normally ends up on a clean shirt. The person then becomes The Dirty Shirt, and will deny he is dirty regardless of how much crap he has on himself. To prove his point he will continue to wear the soiled shirt for days on end.

I saw Kurt in the garage smoking with Matt, and yes, Kurt is The Dirty Shirt tonight.

by Baskethead August 17, 2007

Hey yo T-shirt

When a hot broad is the vicinity, and you care to get their attention.

"Hey dude, look at that philly! roll down the window!" --- Hey yo T-shirt!

by Homegrownkdw January 4, 2012

Knockoff Affliction tee shirt wearing guys

These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.

Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.

by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017

C.I. Shirt

A custom shirt made from CustomInk.com approximately at the cost of $25.

The shirts competition is the image the wearer chooses to put on the shirt.

Say you were to see a picture of a tumblr quote with a nice background. If you were to download it, you could go onto CustomInk.com and put it on a plain color shirt, and buy it for $25. This would be a C.I. Shirt.

"Friend: Where you got that shirt at?"

"Me: C.I."

"Friend: Damn it's a C.I."

by unleashedco August 18, 2013

Shiite

A certain self flagellating cult that is full of odd practices like mutah(holy prostitution) and matam(slapping head or banging head). They are taught to practice taqiyyah(lying) as an obligatory practice in their religion. They sometimes falsely ascribed to the religion of Islam.

I took a big shiite.

by Sir Ben Kingsley October 25, 2016

Booby Shirt

The best shirts ever invented!!!!!

Person1: Have you seen gina's shirt today?
Person2:Yeah its a super booby shirt

by lasdjdjsjddjfd December 11, 2010